BEARDED THEORY FESTIVAL 2026

Imagine having a pirate convention alongside a village fete vegan food market whilst a juggler named Dave is trying to impress an ear defended child whose mother is dressed as a woodland sorceress who works in HR.
Couple that with punk bands, indie legends, folk singers and reggae acts all playing within throwing distance of a composite toilet, a blacksmith and more bubbles than a full bottle of fairy liquid could spit out and you have Bearded Theory in a nutshell.