new york, baby!

THE SOUND, THE SMELL, THE COLOUR, THE PEOPLE, THE LIFESTYLE

Loud, chaotic, slightly unhinged, and operating at full volume 24/7, New York somehow turns all that madness into pure magic—and you can’t help but love it!

It’s a concrete obstacle course of tourists staring at Google Maps, a line of people trying to cup a giant bulls gonads, at least three people trying to sell you something you never knew you didn't need with at least 2 of NYPD’s finest an every street corner not even trying to look busy.

There is also that unmistakable New York aroma - sophisticated blend of pizza, hot dog carts, subway steam, and enough weed in the air to make you wonder if Central Park is secretly New York's open-air weed farm.

New York is noisy, expensive, gloriously over-the-top, and completely convinced it's the centre of the universe—and, after spending 9 days here, it's surprisingly difficult to argue with it. You will leave broken and exhausted, with a bank balance so empty it echoes and a step count that deserves its own postcode, but you will already be planning your next visit!!